enough with the questions

Here is a list (god knows i love lists) of questions I am SICK of being asked.

1. Do I have a boyfriend?
NO. NO I DONT. Do I look like I do? My question is: when would i see the damn guy? Between 2 and 4 in the morning maybe? And would the boyfriend handle all my horse riding week ends in the country? NO. No boyfriend. Not now. Please, please, PUH-LEASE stop asking.

2. Where is Allison?
Why don't you fucking ask her yourself. I don't know where she is, I dont know what's going on with her, with her life, if she has a boyfriend and how she is doing in school.I do not know if she will come back, or if she still rides, I do not know what she plans to do with her life. What the fuck am I, her spokesperson? I don't know, okay?

3. What do I want to do when I grow up?
It's not like I have a life plan, you know, a tall husband, a mini van, 3 kids (2 girls, 1 boy) and a brown puppy. Je le sais pas. I'm like a 5 year old kid, I go from wanting to be a teacher to a CSI to a movie star. I don't know what I want to do, I don't want your opinion on what I should do, I will figure it out myself, thank you very much.

4. Am I going to buy Harvey?
I have 33$ in my bank account, so clearly I am not going to buy myself a horse. Are my parents going to? I doubt it. Is it worth it? I doubt it. Am I a little sick of the endless horseback riding gossip and bullshit? Definitely.

5. Don't you find it boring alone in the country?
Seriously. SE-RI-OUS-LY? No, I really enjoy eating kraft dinner every night, watching 6 hours straight of Grey's Anatomy and having conversations with myself. Clearly my idea of fun, voyons.